Vader and Rambo are both pushovers. Think about it. They could do whatever they wanted if they had a little bit more spine. Rambo does whatever someone tells him. That old Colonel and the blond missionary manipulated him into doing their bidding in minutes with no argument. Vader acquiesces to the demands of the Empirical Admiral when they are on board the Death Star and of course he does whatever the Emperor tells him to. Think about that, most powerful Jedi ever turned evil, has the power to overthrow the republic and change the galaxy but he isn't even the highest ranking dude on the Death Star.
Also, what is with all the hands that get cut off in star wars? Vader loses his hands like five times, Luke loses his a couple times. Samuel Jackson loses his hands as does the "wanted man" in the bar where Luke meets Han Solo. There are a ton of random hands getting chopped off at every spin of a light saber in those movies. You can't swing an Ewok around the room without hitting a severed appendage.
In Rambo III, the Colonel gets 'tortured' by being lifted into the air*gasp*. Heaven forbid someone get lifted into the air. Lets hope the guys at Guantanamo don't find out about that brutal method of "enhanced interrogation".
I like the bit in Robot Chicken where Darth Vader needs to call the Emperor and explain to him that the Death Star got blow'd up.

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