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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." --Dave Barry
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." -- Frank Zappa
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -- Jack Handy
"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer." -- Abraham Lincoln
Remember: I before E, except in Budweiser." -- Anonymous
"He was a wise man who invented beer." -- Plato
Give me a woman who loves beer, and I will conquer the world." -- Kaiser Wilhelm
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" -- Stephen Wright
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. -- Martin Luther
"I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety." -- Shakespeare, Henry V
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." -- Dave Barry

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