So here is a weird one: We just got a package in today from a church group that sponspored our company, a bunch of nice, white haired old ladies were wondering what to give their grandsons overseas. Ninja masks, hand-knit of course. With everyone in the company now clad in anonymous black hoods, it is difficult to tell who you are talking with, or who is stealthily scaling the MI6 headquarters building, could be anyone. Combined with the shippment of crowbars we got last week, all of these masks have led to a huge increase of home buglaries and bank robberies. Thanks old ladies, now my face is warm and I have piles of looted DVD players.


1 comment:
Haha, congrats on the new stuff :)
Ninjas (or petty thieves) everywhere would envy you.
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